Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Walesville, 1954 - Another Followup?

I received this e-mail response to the Walesville posts. It is self-explanatory:

Okay, you have been successful in exposing me and my extraterrestrial comrades. You are so very cleaver. Our mission has been to stifle any and/or all positive economic development activity in the Central New York corridor. We have been successful with getting the most incompetent earthlings to run for all of the various elected offices. In turn, these elected officials have filled the entire political hack appointments with the utmost arrogant narcissists and babbling idiots found in this universe. This undertaking was not easy. We even we had to import some of them from other cities where they have exhibited unconditional ineptitude. We are particularly pleased with our appointments to the Mohawk Valley Water Authority, EDGE/GLDC, Oneida/Herkimer Solid Waste Authority, Utica Municipal Housing Authority and the multitude of State Agencies that have been so successful in confounding any and all community economic progress. We have been awarded the coveted economic development “black-hole” award from our Martian Superiors back home. We have been chronicled on the Martian “Red Planet 60 Minutes” counterpart news show. We are proud to say that we are the Martian college model for extraterrestrial interference in terms of confounding economic progress on external planets.


However, now that you have exposed your recognition of having discovered our existence here in Walesville, New York, we have no other alternative than to sever any and all communications with you. We will not jeopardize our mission by having some smart aleck – like you – exacerbating our untarnished success rate by simply exposing our existence. A large part of our success has been how we have been able to instill complacency and apathy on the residents of central New York with the extreme low expectation from all public officials.


For the above reason we have no other alternative than to relegate you to NUT status. Therefore, we have decided to relegate you, along with all the other kooks, to Roswell, New Mexico status. We have alerted the highly successful “Skeptic Squad” to watch for your letters to the editors and internet postings. They will neutralize any rational utterances you may offer to ‘wise-up” the general populace. So give up before we drive you crazy!


Farewell Intrepid Earthling!

Your Favorite Martian

CEO, Earthlings Impediment Division

Mohawk Valley Economic Encumbrance Mission

Walesville Covert Central Office Complex

Yow! If I stop posting, look for me in Roswell!!! :-O

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thats hysterical!

Anonymous said...

Sehr gut! Also funny.

Sadly, the economic development part rings true, but the cause could be different - just lazy, corpulent politicians getting fat off the people while running the ship into multiple icebergs.

Sadly, the band plays on while the ship is listing. The smart ones, like one of the bloggers, hit the lifeboats outta here.